Morganisms

If things aren't going well, watch out for the shih-tzu-nami!

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If Republicans are for smaller government, why do they keep running for office???

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Where there's a will, there's a way; where there's a "won't," there's no way.

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Where there's smoke, there's smoke.

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If you find that there's too much "latitude" between True North and Magnetic North on your moral compass, rely on your GPS (Guilt-Producing Subconscious).

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It's far more important to fix the problem than to fix the blame.

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Fond memories, like fine wines, improve with age.

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Isn't "obituary deadline" a bit redundant?

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It's ironic that as humans, we're endowed with the incomparable ability to think for ourselves, but so many of us are entrapped by the incomprehensible tendency to avoid doing so.

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Opinions are like epoxy: they start with a combination of basic elements, and harden when a strong catalyst is added.

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We are all geniuses in hindsight, and tend to assess risk in terms of what just happened. If we could focus our efforts on calculating real risks and mitigating them in reasonable proportion, no doubt we’d spend a lot less time worrying about what could be happening, and a lot more time enjoying what really is.

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It's important to remain upbeat, even when you're getting beat up!

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Always take the high road - there's a lot less traffic!

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Learn from the Past
Deal with the Present
Prepare for the Future

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Whenever you try to kill two birds with one stone, be sure the birds are not flying directly overhead.

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Resluts!

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You know you're in trouble when...
The contractor you depend on for service requires more service than he provides.

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Remember: It's not the time you put in. It's what you put in the time you put in.

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